To give Foxx even half a wit, these would have to be pretty damn powerful.
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SMART GLASSES MAKE YOU SMART! S-M-R-T!
lol! You spelled that wrong! Everyone knows it is spelled S-M-A-T. Ask anyone from Boston.
OMZOMG! you already have teh smartacles, dude! i has seen you with teh blue specs! you can o-rly do teh maths! deceit and lies! *dramatic fall*
They’re not that blue, so TEH SMARTS they impart are only minimal. I can identify a dinosaur from a distance whilst it is moving, or avoid a moving vehicle, but other than that it is a stretch…
And even with these, there merest sight of A MATHS makes me panic and sweat. I hate bill-split time at restauratns.
Best thing about bill split time, is having a bill split calculator function on your cell phone. Mmmmhmmm. Granted I never get to split a bill… Usually I get stuck paying the whole thing T.T Oh and I would like mass production of the smartacles to start immediately. I need enough pairs for my entire state, as we’ve had snow again last night and the wrecks are being tabbed up already! God Bless Tennessee and all the no driving skilled idiots who live here, Amen and thank the mighty Foxx and Mart who have created such a wonderful device! XD
Request denied: under FDA rules Smartacles™ cannot provided to an individual where the application of such a device would remove stupidity to the extent that the individual no longer provides comedic relief by physical injury or damage to property.
FDA and Senate records show that this rule was lobbied into existence by TEH YOUTUBES PPL.
However, it has proven more effective at snagging HAWT CHIX than both Viagara AND the Three Wolf Moon t-shirt combined, so our revenues are secured.
jajaja
this explain soo many things
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nice idea to pass math LOL
THE MATHS scares me and makes me sweat and get all fumbly, just like GIRLS and PARTIES WHEE YOU DON’T KNOW ANYONE. I don’t like it.
well it’s a good job you never get invited to any parties then…specially ones with hot Chics
The only HAWT CHIX at parties I go to are on plates, with a Southern Barbeque sauce. But I’m happy with that.
So since Foxx is the tester for the smartacles does that make him a testacle?
Also Wulfie V: the flatlanders here in West TN must Surely be crappier (??) than your’n? (and don’t call me Shirley) The smartacles look like something a NASCAR/ Bass fisherman would wear, slap a Bill Dance logo on them and we could increase the intelligence of the whole Southeast to maybe an IQ in double digits!…possibly on a par with the great state of Greater Manchester?
Yeah, round here the highest double-digit IQ is 09.
Now THAT is clever! Ever thought of going into comedy? There are vast fortunes to be made in online comic strips so I am told, and Hawt Chics dig it.
Fortunes you say? HAWT CHIX you say? I feel I should investigate this comic strip malarkey!
Mart: please can you add some HTML to the web page that puts a new comic in each week? I’m pretty sure it’ll be fairly easy, just add some tags or something like (create amusing webcomic) (/create amusing webcomic) . Or maybe even just a a button or something. P.S. it wouldn’t let me put pointy brackets in here, you should probably fix that too.
Mart can get one o’them thar web crawler thingies to skim all the top-rated humourous sites and put the punchlines in, that is bound to work as it’ll be all the funniest bits. Use clip art of your characters and just change the text in the bubbles….works for several strips in the local paper! Easy Money…that ain’t workin’, that’s the way you do it, lemme tell ya, them guys ain’t dumb!” (although, come to think of it….)
I’m sure it would be possible to write HTML to do all the getting picture stuff too…he’s very good you know. I must send him ten texts about this.
Mass texts for Mart! Ahua!
Make sure to send him one for me!
wow that problem made my mind go boom boom *BOOM* ahhhhhhhhhhhh E=MC^2 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *passesout* *wakesup* what happened to me i thank i just solved a english problime.
lol smart has the word mart in it. Smart mart LOL.
smart mart, LOL, i got called that at school sometimes, amongst other things…
hah, teh Smartacles ™ are only for teh proles, you see… my top über-secret Martacles (™ also) are all-seeing, all powerful, and all-omnivorous to boot! i keep them close to my chest. or wherever foxx decides to draw them… the Martacles would fry ur branes… mu ha ha ha…
oh, and for those out west, all-omnivorous means that they are everywhere, and hungry…
No, that’s me.
I think Omniverous is in my daughter’s class at School. Big kid, always eating…..
foxx or mart how long have u knowen each other?? 2 years, 5, 10, 20, or BEFORE YOU WHERE BORN!!!!!!!! ??????
Mart and Foxx have always been! Aaaaaaalwaaaaayyyssssss! >.> <.< O.o;
Jeez, it’s like almost thirty years now. Lordy.
lol