#82: Artificial Intelligence

To give Foxx even half a wit, these would have to be pretty damn powerful.

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  1. Posted February 14, 2010 at 7:10 pm | Permalink | Reply


    • Posted February 14, 2010 at 7:19 pm | Permalink | Reply

      lol! You spelled that wrong! Everyone knows it is spelled S-M-A-T. Ask anyone from Boston.

  2. mart
    Posted February 14, 2010 at 7:46 pm | Permalink | Reply

    OMZOMG! you already have teh smartacles, dude! i has seen you with teh blue specs! you can o-rly do teh maths! deceit and lies! *dramatic fall*

    • Posted February 14, 2010 at 7:57 pm | Permalink | Reply

      They’re not that blue, so TEH SMARTS they impart are only minimal. I can identify a dinosaur from a distance whilst it is moving, or avoid a moving vehicle, but other than that it is a stretch…

      And even with these, there merest sight of A MATHS makes me panic and sweat. I hate bill-split time at restauratns.

      • Wulfie_V
        Posted February 15, 2010 at 2:14 pm | Permalink | Reply

        Best thing about bill split time, is having a bill split calculator function on your cell phone. Mmmmhmmm. Granted I never get to split a bill… Usually I get stuck paying the whole thing T.T Oh and I would like mass production of the smartacles to start immediately. I need enough pairs for my entire state, as we’ve had snow again last night and the wrecks are being tabbed up already! God Bless Tennessee and all the no driving skilled idiots who live here, Amen and thank the mighty Foxx and Mart who have created such a wonderful device! XD

        • Posted February 15, 2010 at 8:38 pm | Permalink | Reply

          Request denied: under FDA rules Smartacles™ cannot provided to an individual where the application of such a device would remove stupidity to the extent that the individual no longer provides comedic relief by physical injury or damage to property.

          FDA and Senate records show that this rule was lobbied into existence by TEH YOUTUBES PPL.

          However, it has proven more effective at snagging HAWT CHIX than both Viagara AND the Three Wolf Moon t-shirt combined, so our revenues are secured.

  3. jose angel
    Posted February 15, 2010 at 2:56 am | Permalink | Reply

    this explain soo many things
    nice idea to pass math LOL

    • Posted February 15, 2010 at 8:41 pm | Permalink | Reply

      THE MATHS scares me and makes me sweat and get all fumbly, just like GIRLS and PARTIES WHEE YOU DON’T KNOW ANYONE. I don’t like it.

      • warbirdali
        Posted February 15, 2010 at 9:22 pm | Permalink | Reply

        well it’s a good job you never get invited to any parties then…specially ones with hot Chics

        • Posted February 15, 2010 at 10:09 pm | Permalink | Reply

          The only HAWT CHIX at parties I go to are on plates, with a Southern Barbeque sauce. But I’m happy with that.

  4. warbirdali
    Posted February 15, 2010 at 3:34 pm | Permalink | Reply

    So since Foxx is the tester for the smartacles does that make him a testacle?

    Also Wulfie V: the flatlanders here in West TN must Surely be crappier (??) than your’n? (and don’t call me Shirley) The smartacles look like something a NASCAR/ Bass fisherman would wear, slap a Bill Dance logo on them and we could increase the intelligence of the whole Southeast to maybe an IQ in double digits!…possibly on a par with the great state of Greater Manchester?

    • Posted February 15, 2010 at 8:39 pm | Permalink | Reply

      Yeah, round here the highest double-digit IQ is 09.

      • warbirdali
        Posted February 15, 2010 at 9:23 pm | Permalink | Reply

        Now THAT is clever! Ever thought of going into comedy? There are vast fortunes to be made in online comic strips so I am told, and Hawt Chics dig it.

        • Posted February 15, 2010 at 10:07 pm | Permalink | Reply

          Fortunes you say? HAWT CHIX you say? I feel I should investigate this comic strip malarkey!

          Mart: please can you add some HTML to the web page that puts a new comic in each week? I’m pretty sure it’ll be fairly easy, just add some tags or something like (create amusing webcomic) (/create amusing webcomic) . Or maybe even just a a button or something. P.S. it wouldn’t let me put pointy brackets in here, you should probably fix that too.

          • warbirdali
            Posted February 15, 2010 at 10:12 pm | Permalink | Reply

            Mart can get one o’them thar web crawler thingies to skim all the top-rated humourous sites and put the punchlines in, that is bound to work as it’ll be all the funniest bits. Use clip art of your characters and just change the text in the bubbles….works for several strips in the local paper! Easy Money…that ain’t workin’, that’s the way you do it, lemme tell ya, them guys ain’t dumb!” (although, come to think of it….)

            • Posted February 15, 2010 at 10:35 pm | Permalink | Reply

              I’m sure it would be possible to write HTML to do all the getting picture stuff too…he’s very good you know. I must send him ten texts about this.

              • Wulfie_V
                Posted February 16, 2010 at 2:09 pm | Permalink | Reply

                Mass texts for Mart! Ahua!

              • Squival
                Posted February 17, 2010 at 1:48 am | Permalink | Reply

                Make sure to send him one for me!

              • shadow
                Posted February 17, 2010 at 1:53 am | Permalink | Reply

                wow that problem made my mind go boom boom *BOOM* ahhhhhhhhhhhh E=MC^2 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *passesout* *wakesup* what happened to me i thank i just solved a english problime.

                lol smart has the word mart in it. Smart mart LOL.

                • mart
                  Posted February 17, 2010 at 7:27 pm | Permalink | Reply

                  smart mart, LOL, i got called that at school sometimes, amongst other things…

  5. mart
    Posted February 17, 2010 at 7:24 pm | Permalink | Reply

    hah, teh Smartacles ™ are only for teh proles, you see… my top über-secret Martacles (™ also) are all-seeing, all powerful, and all-omnivorous to boot! i keep them close to my chest. or wherever foxx decides to draw them… the Martacles would fry ur branes… mu ha ha ha…

    • mart
      Posted February 17, 2010 at 7:25 pm | Permalink | Reply

      oh, and for those out west, all-omnivorous means that they are everywhere, and hungry…

  6. warbirdali
    Posted February 17, 2010 at 8:14 pm | Permalink | Reply

    I think Omniverous is in my daughter’s class at School. Big kid, always eating…..

  7. shadow
    Posted February 17, 2010 at 9:34 pm | Permalink | Reply

    foxx or mart how long have u knowen each other?? 2 years, 5, 10, 20, or BEFORE YOU WHERE BORN!!!!!!!! ??????

    • Wulfie_V
      Posted February 20, 2010 at 2:21 pm | Permalink | Reply

      Mart and Foxx have always been! Aaaaaaalwaaaaayyyssssss! >.> <.< O.o;

    • Posted March 3, 2011 at 9:03 pm | Permalink | Reply

      Jeez, it’s like almost thirty years now. Lordy.

  8. shadow
    Posted February 17, 2010 at 9:35 pm | Permalink | Reply


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