When a colleague told me this had happened to him – more or less – I swear to God it was the funniest tale of drunken mishappery I had ever ever heard. Especially the bit where he couldn’t find his bus fare because, y’know, the whole “dinosaurs not having pockets” thing, so the driver just gave him a withering look and said “Just…get on.”
Names of those involved have been changed to protect Rob Hales. Oh…I meant “the innocent”. Damn.