Avoid Spikes Quickie: #136 – Baritone Sofabarf

I swear on the holy secret source of Pot Noodles, every junk mail gag  I come up with is based on actual shit I get. It’s an endless source. People must have to be INCREDIBLY dumb as fuck to fall for it.

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  1. SandySays1
    Posted April 11, 2011 at 8:43 pm | Permalink | Reply

    Very astute observation. Notice they don’t send junk mail to we canines. That says a lot about confirming your conclusion regarding the type humans for which the bane of the mail carrier’s existence is targeted. There just must be so many!

  2. warbirdali
    Posted April 11, 2011 at 9:08 pm | Permalink | Reply

    I will order two please, please express deliver to me

  3. warbirdali
    Posted April 11, 2011 at 9:49 pm | Permalink | Reply

    No, per your comment I am incredibly dumb and would like to order two baritone sofabarfs, preferably with the manhood extender that is mentioned in other junk emails.
    And if velour sofas were good enough for Gracelend then by God they are good enough formy shotgun shack!

    • Posted April 12, 2011 at 12:09 am | Permalink | Reply

      Somehow I do not think combining a baritone sofabarf with your in-out sticking is going to be a wise move.

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